sometimes i think that maybe i’ll stop being obsessed with imagine dragons then i remember that that’s basically impossible.
Even text messaging, I think, has changed everything.
YOU’RE LYING IF YOU’VE NEVER DONE THIS
Samy and Amy (Kitchen Nightmares)
These charming Arizona restaurateurs have a “customer is never right” policy and had no actual desire to make their restaurant better and were seemingly just using this show for more exposure. They drove Gordon to throw in the towel because they didn’t remotely want to take his constructive criticism. These horrible people berated their customers in public, swore at them when they dared to complain about food, treated their staff like infants and stole tips from underappreciated waitresses. In one classy conversation with Gordon, Samy said, “I am the gangster, not you” and Amy called an employee who asked a question a “poisonous little viper.” Just shining examples of humanity.
I want a friendship like this one.


The last episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired ten years ago today on May 20th, 2003